So i'm a member in a fabulous wine club called W.O.W- Womens Only Wine
And once a month the gals and I get together at one of their houses, we rotate hosting.
Now whats Divine about our club is that we have themed wine club nights, so the person hosting wine club cooks generally a three course meal and we each bring a bottle of wine that is also themed ie: organic wine or merlot night etc...
The food is good the wine is great and subjects always tend to head south...(YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,WINK, WINK)
After a partically giggly and naughty drunk fuelled night at wine club,we did start off been studious and adult like promise :) I went to bed and had a night of broken sleep and toilet trips (red wine does that).
7AM!!! TIME FOR WORK...uggghhh my heads foggy, mouth dry, eyes sore..great!
I Shuffle to the sliding doors to open for Jack and Jill for their morning pee and stumble upon (not literally)
a mountain of warm, porridge like consistency, caramel coloured poo! (to gag at this point is appropriate)
uggghhhh JACK! I know its Jack because Jills poo is delicately designed like alittle bucks kind of pellet like,I sigh, turn around and head for my bathroom to grab large amounts of loo paper to clean up.
Wayne is snoozing and I dont have the heart to wake him to make him clean it up, although the thought did cross my hung over brain!
In walks Jack, shame he actually looks embarrassed! I say "its ok my boy" and mop it up..whilst holding back the mounting nausea that is overcoming me..
Lesson learnt!! No exotic pets mince for Jacky at night too risky!
And you thought I was going to say no more drinking right?.....